A form of judicial self-insert fanfic, in which the author of a legal opinion fantasizes that the founding fathers are gushing over them, panties a-
drip, "Oh Antonin, you're not
like all the other justices, you really GET me; of COURSE corporations are
people!"
While the
Court's decision breaks with tradition and perfectly encapsulates the prejudices of a racist old
white man, the justices defended their
opinions by citing the doctrine of Originalism.