muddleman 

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!

Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.

muddleman by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

muddle through

Manage to get through something

"People look out for each other, they muddle through together"

muddle through by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

Muddlefucked 

When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.

As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED

Muddlefucked by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019

muddle of pud 

Also known for an insult to the horrible "alternative band" Puddle of Mud, by switching the first letters of the first and last words around.

I hate Muddle of Pud, they keep playing them 100 times a day. Damn they suck ass.

muddle of pud by George Wallace May 11, 2004

middled 

What something does after the end of the start and before the start of the end.

2009 started great, middled lousy, and ended on an up note.

middled by scotte61 December 31, 2009

Muddle 

The contraction that is accidentally formed when a person is trying to say muddy puddle.

Dude why did you push me in that muddle.

What?

Damnit I meant muddy puddle

You're retarded

Muddle by The Muddle June 28, 2010

Muddle aged 

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

Muddle aged by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009