missed contact 

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

missed contact by timlight April 23, 2020

Maskedface Lie 

Had to happen. This is the new baldfaced lie.

She maskedface lied to the clerk when she gave a phony name.

Maskedface Lie by Chuckles4U August 25, 2020

Mossed 

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.

I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!

Mossed by MenOfScience September 21, 2018

missed connection 

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

missed connection by bellewasok April 11, 2005

mashed potato ride

ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker

timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride

mashed potato ride by dlove11201 January 27, 2010

Messed Up Monday 

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

Messed Up Monday by chroine November 9, 2009

maised

1. under the influence of alcohol, drunk

-Synonyms 1. drunk, fucked, pissed

-Antonyms 1. sober

Mate, I was so maised last night.

Are you going to get maised tonight?

maised by bullandw May 26, 2008