kurtis conner 

a band member of wallows. best band ever 👢

person a: wait, kurtis conner is a part of wallows right?
person b: yea🐦

kurtis conner by the wallhoe January 30, 2021

Slow internet connection 

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

Slow internet connection by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016

Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.

Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!

Confederate Breakfast by Saint Charles Tavern November 15, 2011

my internet connection 

has same durability as minecraft gold axe

what do you mean my internet connection is DiScOnNeCtEd

my internet connection by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020

O'Connell 

One of the oldest and proudest names in Ireland. O'Connell evokes respect and reverence for anyone blessed with the name. Although egotistical, those with the name O'Connell are very sweet people. Also, O'Connells tend to be exceptionally good looking.

"Wow, those guys are really hot, who are they?"
"Those are the O'Connell boys"

O'Connell by Irishmama February 24, 2009

connellsville 

Has lots of scary old places. 50% weed, 50% welfare. Every person within 100 miles is somehow related to someone there. you're either trailer park gangster or a hillbilly

that place is a total connellsville

connellsville by mr. mojo risin October 26, 2017

Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019