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anti-compilationist 

Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:

1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.

2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.

3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.

4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.

Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?

Pokimane thicc compilation 

The worst type of content in all of existence.
Retard: DId YOU SeE ThAT POKImANE THICC COMPILaTION I JERKED OFF TO IT LIKE 100 TIMeS ITS SOOOOOOoOOoOOOOoO HOT
Reptilian: bruh stfu simp. Pokimane is a fucking retard and so are you.

compilitation 

a group of incredibly hot guys.
"Oh man, did you see that compilitation back there?"
compilitation by Emily March 27, 2005

complination

The Act Of Complaining. When somebody is complaining too much they need to stop the complination.
John: I Hate Life
James: Stop the complination John!
complination by STOP! Meme Time. February 7, 2018

Coplication 

Complications due to officers of the law; When a plan goes awry and steps must be taken to escape, outmaneuver, or otherwise avoid the police.
1. I was gonna smoke some weed behind the bar, but there was a patrol car parked in the back lot. Damn coplications.

2. Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you show up to the party last night?
Guy 2: Sorry man, there were coplications and I couldn't make it.
Coplication by RamsesIV November 3, 2010

camplications 

Any number of annoying complaints kids have about camp. Made more offensive to parents when said child takes his or her cell phone to camp and can thus call each night to voice grievances.
"I think my kid hates camp. She calls and writes with endless complaints and it's driving me crazy!"

"Ugh, camplications are the worst! Hope she gets over it soon and learns to enjoy being away from home!"