Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

Cat Clause by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

Herod Clause 

A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.

"I reviewed that contract and it has a Herod Clause on page three."

Herod Clause by hiplexicog October 11, 2014

Hogan Clause 

The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.

Does HHH have the Hogan Clause in his contract? No, he doesn't, but he sure acts like he does.

Hogan Clause by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003

santa clause balls 

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

santa clause balls by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

third shake clause 

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

third shake clause by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

Pamper's Clause by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

Helper Clause 

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

Helper Clause by blasties February 25, 2009