blended 

to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.

Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended

blended by xnjaax October 7, 2008

Gender Blender 

(n) A social gathering of hermaphrodites.

James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.

Gender Blender by URallabunchofidiots July 6, 2018

Blender Whore 

A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.

"I don't have a Blender Whore."

Blender Whore by roflkangaroo July 5, 2009

Slendered

when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years

"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."

Slendered by BeardedMonk November 14, 2011

blender droppings 

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

blender droppings by rawderick January 22, 2009

blender jizz 

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

blender jizz by the world famous L November 20, 2010

get blended 

similar to get scraped, like get owned, only more original and implies more violence then just a scrape.

X: im going to win

Y: yeah right.!

**X wins**

X: get blended!

get blended by mwahahahaha (; September 3, 2010