blame it on alex 

When somebody does something wrong, but they can't own up to it. Whoever did it just says blame it on Alex. Even if there's no Alex in the room you have to blame it on him.

Really josh, you just spilled the milk on the floor!! "It's okay, Blame it on Alex"

blame it on alex by ChillBlinton February 15, 2017

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

Blame it on the goon by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

Blame it on the ghost 

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

Blame it on the ghost by saskers December 8, 2019

blade it 

everyone right now only has one thing on their mind- roller blading.

2020 is the year the term blade it becomes popular and means to roller blade anywhere

“how did you get here with such elegance, class and speed”

“I had to blade it so that explains basically everything”

blade it by J-Wizard March 24, 2020

Blame it on the Russians 

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.

Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.

Blame it on the Russians by ApeNation October 2, 2022

one blade, it's tight 

n. a single cornrow in an afro

I need my 'fro to look a little different tonight. I think I'll give myself one blade, it's tight.

one blade, it's tight by gammygamms October 11, 2010