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Fortnite Battlepass 

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass
John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"
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Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.
Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!
To dish out that work on a gold platter.
To beat someone up.
To hit someone with a bat.
Yo bro you finna get batted if I don't get my money
Batted by Chris & Brian KHS March 15, 2014

turkish battleship 

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun
god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

Battle for dream island (BFDI) 

A show where 21 contestants fight for dream island The winner gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't
Firey won Battle for dream island (BFDI)

Battlefield 1 

A game for men, where chilidish cod fans screaming "I'm gonna fuck your mom!" are not welcome.
"Hey, you wanna play some cod?"
"Does it look like I'm a pussy, I'm a man and I play battlefield 1!"

Dokkan Battle 

A mobile game, made by Bandai Namco, which is very nice to people in Japan, but treats other countries like shit stains. The game, which is a Dragon Ball game, is a gacha game which most of the time is like "pay more git gud".
"Dude I got a good card on JP"
"I got a rock on Global"
"That's what happens when you play Global Dokkan Battle"
Dokkan Battle by BallzDeepIn69 February 25, 2017