Walter the Farting Dog 

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.

Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.

Walter the Farting Dog by Rollo & Biff December 25, 2007

beat her walls loose

A guy is having rough sex with a girl so much that her vagina isn't tight anymore.

"Dude I beat her walls loose, she isn't the same anymore."

beat her walls loose by Brown Eyed Girl13 June 11, 2017

Mega Walls

A gamemode on Hypixel where players craft armor, rush withers and kill players. Once a wither is dead, its players cannot respawn. The last team standing wins. Mega Walls is recommended to masochists due to its vast number of bhoppers.

-What gamemode do you main on Hypixel?
-Mega Walls
-lmao

Mega Walls by Quapan January 5, 2021

Walt Jizzney 

Someone who likes masturbating to cartoon porn.

Oh, I see you like that anime stuff, you're just a regular Walt Jizzney.

Walt Jizzney by The "monster" February 27, 2009

Tom Waits 

1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.

"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini

Tom Waits by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004

walls up 

not letting anyone into my life, keeping my walls up

I'm keeping my walls up and not dating you.

walls up by charlibyrd October 14, 2016

Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

Jack walten by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021