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Unholy Trinity of Philippine Internet

The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.
1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...

Unholy Guacamole 

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.
“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.
Unholy Guacamole by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023

Unholy Confessions 

"Dude did you listen to unholy confessions yet?"
"No you fucking metal nerd."

Unholy Duckies 

A community filled with many different members. Originated from the game known as "De Pride Isle Sanatorium" and now evolved into a Discord and ROBLOX community. Throughout many false major accusations, this community still stands strong and even considers itself a family. Despite numbers, this community is always active and always evolving. We welcome everyone with open wings!
Are you going to join the game night hosted by Unholy Duckies?

Did you check out the Unholy Duckies Discord and ROBLOX group?

Unholy Diver 

N: Also known as the "Michael Phelps", this sexual position is when from behind, a male inserts his genitals into a female's anal crevice, while at the same time, the male inserts all ten (or eight if thumbs do not reach) into and out of the females vaginal canal. This repeated motion mimics a diving-like action. Continue until climax is met.
1. "I paid some hooker to let me Michael Phelps her, she seemed confused at first, but enjoyed it."

2. "Me and my boyfriend tried something new called the "Unholy Diver", it was one of the most uncomfortable orgasms I had ever had."

unholy alliance

Etymology: a play on the name, Holy Alliance, for a coalition of Russia, Austria, and Prussia in 1815

1. a coalition among seemingly antagonistic groups, especially if one is religious, for ad hoc or hidden gain
2. parody of same

Professor Yandle's descriptions of "Baptists and Bootleggers..." refers to a contrived and self-reinforcing antagonism that benefits both parties, one that is traditionally refered to, in Kentucky, as the Unholy Alliance.
unholy alliance by mbhiii July 24, 2007