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blackened-hands triumph 

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.
Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.
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something of a triumph 

Said in recognition of an ignoble, foolish, and/or unintended accomplishment, preferably one's own.
"Christmas" has an H in it, Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think - you must be the first person ever to spell "Christmas" without getting any of the letters right at all.

This was a triumph 

I'm making a note here huge success.
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Trumpholio 

An opening, that hot air and nasty things pour out of uncontrollably.
The Pretendsident opened his Trumpholio while waving his tiny fists in the air, and out poured venom and spite towards his fellow Americans.
Trumpholio by good trumps evil January 26, 2017

Trumphole 

Senator McConnell has proved with his depraved healthcare bill that he is nothing more than a Trumphole.
Trumphole by WakeUpAmerica July 19, 2017

Trumphole 

An asshole infected with any pus-producing venereal disease. Contracted by being a bootlicking, sycophantic toadie. The only cure for trumphole is complete excision.
Rudy Giuliani has a serious case of trumphole from all the ass he's been kissing.
Trumphole by OctoRat January 19, 2017

Trumphole 

Exactly the same as an ass-hole
Dude dI'd you see Shep kick that dog? Ya I did , man yhat guys a Trumphole