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Tinder shape shifter 

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.
Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*
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Tinder Blister 

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.
“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.
Tinder Blister by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019

Tinder Eugenics 

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.
Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.
Tinder Eugenics by D Flawless April 21, 2020

tinder bird 

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.
"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".
tinder bird by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014

Tinder Fire

When you acquire an STD via a tinder date. Specifically if it burns when you pee.
She gave me tinder fire.
Tinder Fire by Coyote461 May 23, 2021

Tinder Surprise 

An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.
After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!
Tinder Surprise by bakermouse January 4, 2016

Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
Tinder finger by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015