Wait no telling 

A phrase originating from green springs school lekki in Nigeria which is used when you really don’t care about what you’re hearing and you didn’t ask

Mosope: yesterday I was playing football

Everyone: wait no telling

Wait no telling by 9 nwanekwu January 25, 2020

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling! 

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling! by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes 

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes by Interactive November 6, 2009

Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

Trunk telling Jokes by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 13, 2006

I’m Telling 

Hey! Did you just search up the definition of I’m Telling? That’s my legal name! You should have already known that! That’s it, I’m Telling! (The name of someone who’s goal in life is to make people suffer for no reason)

Hey! Nice to me you, I’m I’m Telling! Hey! Did you just raise your voice? I’m telling!

I’m Telling by I’m Telling July 2, 2020

fortune telling 

Fortune telling is based on tools that the fortune teller uses. It is a spiritual interpretation of the future of your life. Tarot cards, throwing dice, palm reading, astrology or other methods are used.

fortune telling works with Horoscopes, palmistry, dream interpretation, card reading

fortune telling by knowingportal May 26, 2020

you're telling the story 

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

you're telling the story by Hvaccess April 22, 2016