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basement talker 

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
basement talker by Douglas Young February 8, 2008
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shit talker 

A shit talker is what 99% of people under25 years of age are, especially when around other "shit talkers" who like try try to impress other idiots of their age group, to try to appear "worldly" or "knowledgeable" about something they know absolutely nothing about. Shit talkers are silent around adults, (people over 35) because they realize that people who have lived a while have heard plenty of bullshit talk and are not impressed by juveniles babbling bullshit.
See also: liar, punk.
A black or white shit talker is generally a wannabe gangster, because they need a group of people around them to back up their mouth, and to feel like they're "tough" All gang members are "shit talkers".
shit talker by shomesomethin July 7, 2010

Long Talker

One who's conversation just goes on and on. Causing friends and family to avoid him like the plague.
Long Talker by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

job talker 

1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.

2: A person that chronically complains about work
I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.
job talker by BynoT August 4, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2010

SHIT TALKER 

a dumb bitch who needs to learn how to say stuff to your face. AND / OR grow the fuck up and quit talking about you, it's pointless.
THAT ONE BITCH TALKS SO MUCH SHIT[ SHE IS SUCH A SHIT [TALKER WHO LIKE SO TOTALLY NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP.

the shit talker 

A cowardly individual who doesn't have the balls to criticise someone to their face. They'd Rather talk about them when they're not in the shit talkers presence because of the lack of retaliation.
The shit talker talks shit everyday all day on urban dictionary. What a pussy faggot bitch. You can never say that shit to my face, bitch.

Sweet talker 

A sweet talker tells a girl what they want to hear.
your beautiful, your cute ect. anything for you baby, you look good in everything..used repeatedly is an example of a sweet talker
Sweet talker by julieeeeeeeruth January 16, 2010