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Guilty until alternate suspect principle

The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.

suspect at best 

suspicious by conservative estimates, but probable worse
Josue's work to date has been suspect at best.
A term used to describe a woman who may be promiscuous. A woman would be referred to as a suspect if she is very flirty, wears revealing clothing, gets drunk and bangs everyone in sight (and at the same time tries to conceal the fact that she is a whore).

I think the key to this definition is the fact that these women try to or conceal that they are promiscuous. That is what makes them suspect.

There are two other words involved with Suspect:

"Confirmation" The confirmation is the highest level of evidence that conclusively proves (99.9999999999%) this suspect is a whore.

"Plausible" Eye witness accounts, hearsay and circumstantial evidence are deemed to be Plausible evidence in proving whore status. The threshold to prove/deem a suspect plausible is Low. Generally all women will be plausible until she disproves otherwise (guilty until proven innocent –court of law French Style.)
Brian: "Benny, check out this Suspect bending over the bar...i'd say Plausible"

Benny: "Sorry Brian but she is no longer Plausible; i Confirmed her last night"
Suspect by A Ron May 12, 2006

superted 

Apopular childrens TV show featuring a Teddy bear dressed like superman, also A PUB member who sings well and insists on saying random things. Kind and daft
"moooooooonnnns, booooobs..etc"
superted by LeXy December 29, 2004

Sexpected 

To expect or predict a sexual act.



Sally sexpected that Joe would bang her friday night.


Sexpected by Bobby<3er March 14, 2009
A person who suffers from regular paranoia and constant irrational distrust, as well as believing there is an ulterior motive behind benign actions of others.
Women: "The waitress gave me a funny look, I think she's fucking my husband!"
Man: "Relax, she doesn't even know you. Don't be such a suspect."
Suspect by Oceanman322 January 15, 2019