STONEY MAHB 

When your so high that you cant even function properly.

Bro, last night i was so stoney mahb.

STONEY MAHB by yuuuur November 1, 2018

Stoney Jabroni 

The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"

Stoney Jabroni by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009

Stoney Macaroni 

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

Stoney Macaroni by Kelso June 16, 2006

Stoney MacMillon 

A Stoner or person that has to be constantly high on illegal drugs all the time who likes to keep busy by watching pornography.

Was a character on Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke.
Your friend acts like Stoney MacMillon.

Stoney MacMillon by BustacapLA August 5, 2008

stoney day 

days where you don't do anything but smoke and chill and then smoke more

damn that fried chicken would be so good for a stoney day

stoney day by double Gs May 1, 2016

Stoney Bolognese 

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

Stoney Bolognese by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

Stoney River 

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

Stoney River by silversoul94 December 8, 2019