bag of smashed assholes 

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

bag of smashed assholes by ffejtable December 13, 2006

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

sushed 

to consume mass quantities of sushi.

"What do you want for dinner?"
-"Let's go get sushed!"

sushed by blerb September 2, 2010

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

smashed the homies

When a girl has had sexual relations with you OR more than one of your friends.

Yooo I heard you and Rachel did it.

friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's

smashed the homies by Big-Liek March 3, 2010

get smashed

the excessive intake of alcahol enough to become intoxicated and nearly pass out also means drunk

Partys have many people who get smashed also at concerts

get smashed by spik31 April 18, 2010

smashed 

to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech

the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!

smashed by PARTY October 20, 2002