scaredy-stalker

A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.

"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."

scaredy-stalker by ur2funny May 17, 2011

sealed without a kiss 

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

sealed without a kiss by A. Definer January 1, 2012

searection 

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.

Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.

searection by Clewis March 19, 2014

smeared 

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile

Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck

smeared by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017

Sereda 

Sereda is the sweetest person out there. She is always smiling and doesn't like people being mean. Sereda is a hard-working person. Sereda overthinks everything, so be careful how you treat her. She has the most amazing laugh ever. Once you make her laugh, it's game over.

Sereda is so special. She makes me feel different!

Sereda by Alkapone33 November 11, 2019

scaredy-cat 

1)Someone frightened by almost everything 2)Someone who shys away from facing their fears

'I happen to be a scaredy-cat'

scaredy-cat by Scaredy-Cat March 16, 2004

i'm scared of you

Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'

Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.

i'm scared of you by Hor-Aha March 3, 2017