The rowboat test 

A test to see if someones fat/can fit in a rowboat

a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.

Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?

woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.

Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!

the rowboat test

The rowboat test by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024

The Canadian Rowboat 

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

The Canadian Rowboat by Quarantine Improv December 3, 2021

ATV and Rowboat 

Two weird yet random idiots who make a series called “Idiots in a bedroom”. There is no romantic relations between the two, however both are super gay

Rowboat: welcome to idiots in a bedroom
ATV: We are ATV and Rowboat.
Rowboat: I am Rowboat

ATV: and I am ATV
Rowboat: how did two completely different vehicles become friends? We don’t know.

ATV and Rowboat by Rowboat Games October 22, 2022

rowboatable 

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.
Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
Phyllis: No.
(Michael walks away, disgusted)

rowboatable by Jimmy D. April 19, 2008

dutch row boat 

The act of giving dutch rudders to two different individuals simultainiously.

When camping with the guys, don't forget your dutch row boat.

dutch row boat by dsierra January 27, 2009

rowboating 

While motorboating a woman's breast you yell out "Oh no! We're out of gas. We have to paddle the rest of the way." Then you stick your arms and hands straight out like oars and smack her breasts back and forth.

Check out her tits. I wish I was rowboating them.

rowboating by CockFrobbler October 13, 2011

Row-Boat 

The act of motor-boating (making a noise and rubbing your fact between some titties)
on a lady with small boobies.

Dude, I Row-boated that Donna chick with the small tits back it seventh grade.

Row-Boat by Ojizzum August 12, 2008