Retreating Glacier 

A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.

I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night

Retreating Glacier by Bang-C February 24, 2011

poop retreat 

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.

"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"

poop retreat by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014

retired-on-the-job 

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

retired-on-the-job by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

Golden retriever energy

A term used to describe the character of young and attractive man – typically one with soft facial features and disheveled or "poofy" straight hair – who exhibit traits associated with a golden retriever dog.

These traits include: joyfulness, playfulness, high energy, silliness, adorableness, innocence or perceived as non-threatening, warmness, tenderness.

Originated from TikTok in the late 2010s.

"Did you see Wesley dance for joy when he got his acceptance letter?"

"Yeah, he exudes peak golden retriever energy."

Golden retriever energy by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 12, 2020

stealth retirement 

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

stealth retirement by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

labrador retriever 

A Purbread Dog With Excellent Balance And Athleticsism. A BEST FRIEND ALL WAYS- A TRUE WATER AND BIRD CATCHING DOG !!! 3 PRIMARY COLORS ; YELLOW,CHOCOLATE AND BLACK !!!

Did Ya See How Bad Ass Fast The Black Labrador Retriever Caught The Duck ??

labrador retriever by Cobra JR September 26, 2017

Golden Retriever Boy 

A geeky soft boi with simple needs, shaggy blonde hair, an outdoors-y personality, but who is still somehow glued to his laptop and books. Loyal, sometimes oblivious, but all around a cheery person. Will follow you around and want hair pets.

“You got yourself a Golden Retriever Boy there, don’t ya? It’s the baseball cap that gives it away.”
“Yeah, he kind of follows me around a bit, but I don’t mind.”

Golden Retriever Boy by pearphone November 20, 2020