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Prego Boyz 

The Prego Boyz is the best food trailer you will ever eat from, the pregos even cure cancer.
Jake: Hey Maurice, have you had a Prego Boyz prego yet?
Maurice: I had one and it not only cured my cancer, it cured my erectile disfunction!
Prego Boyz by Kanye Ballz 69 June 4, 2022

el prego 

Being impregnated by a Latin-American man (most likely an immigrant).
Girl 1: "Hey, did you sleep with Jose?"

Girl 2: "Yeah. I'm el prego."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"
el prego by Luscious JBO February 4, 2010

rawdogin prego 

having unprotected sex with a pregnant women
Big John :" wow that pregnant woman over there is so hot!"

Marin: " Thomas thinks so too last night i saw him rawdogin pregos at the drive in's, sure hope it's not mine!"
rawdogin prego by HELLOMARK19 April 28, 2011

my eggo is prego 

my eggo is prego means a girl is knocked up."pregnant"
boyfriend: hey that was amazing last night!!

girlfriend: i know!! your were awesome in the bed!

one month later...

boyfriend: hey you want to meet me at my place later, my parents are gone?!

girlfriend: can't. MY EGGO IS PREGO!! remember last month?!

boyfriend: oh god.

Leggo My Prego 

When a male is getting a blowjob or a handjob, the girl thinks that everything is safe because she has no chance of getting pregnant without having vag sex. then after the male ejaculates, he scoops up some cum with his hand and sticks his spermy hand rite into the female's vagina.
That bitch is gonna be toasting in u for atleast 9 months after my Leggo My Prego.

Now you gotta get me my french toast sticks or i'm leaving u and that baby.
Leggo My Prego by SN9 March 27, 2008

5 Finger Prego Punch 

A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.
I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.