Two Finger Notice 

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

Two Finger Notice by mgibson746 April 14, 2014

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

Two Cheek Notice by Towrope November 17, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice 

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

short notice 

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

short notice by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017

Notice: 

1. Just a word used on a sign to attract attention.

2. A word used to tell someone to take into consideration because of importance.

1. Notice: This sign serves no meaning. It was just a test to see if you would pay attention to this sign because it had "Notice:" in it. It worked.

2. Notice: Any trespassers will be shot.

Notice: by Tomeroni10 April 7, 2011

dick-notized 

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

dick-notized by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

nine months' notice 

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

nine months' notice by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007