michaela 

nino nino

nino nino michaela

michaela by xxbum April 2, 2021

Michaela 

likes to associate with rapists and is fucking ugly with the worst singing voice I've ever heard :)

wow, so she's totally fine with her friends being rapists? such a michaela.

Michaela by fuckchoirbitches April 26, 2022

Michaela 

A girl who you got a big crush on but you turn out being the one crushed because she won't take none of your shit.

"Yo,she a straight Michaela to me."

Michaela by Dunkeymunee November 18, 2016

Michaela 

Ugly, autistic, ass, hoe

That girl was such a Michaela at the club!

Michaela by Gucci Splucci December 8, 2018

Michaela 

( Pronounced "michael-a" ) A situation that has become so awkward that it can no longer be explained as being "awkward".

Guy 1: Dude, this situation is so michaela

Guy 2: Man, you are totally right.

Michaela by ferocious pete July 17, 2011

Michaela 

The only dry-land whale known to man. When spotted, it is best to run, for this creature is know to be hungry, and very large and dangerous. If a person is thought to be a Michaela, they are typically larger than life and ingest almost everything in sight.

Dude get the hell away from the buffet, your being a real Michaela right now.

Michaela by Boatloadofsiemen January 23, 2011

Michaela 

The most annoying person on the planet. Someone who will ft you at the most random time and will not shut up. Stay clear of any Michaelas that come your way.Michaelas are usually dumb blondes which doesn’t add anything to their bland personality (They are also terrible dancers.)

“Omg this girl just will not shut up”
“What’s her name?”
“Michaela”
“Oh, that makes sense”

Michaela by 420melon69 July 21, 2020