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Crap-o-matic 

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.
Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.
Crap-o-matic by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003
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Insult-O-Matic 

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
Insult-O-Matic by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

douche-a-matic 

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

spark-o-matic 

Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store

In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
"Did you see Johns piece of shit radio he bought at Walmart?,that fucking thing is Spark-O-Matic"

Flying Whack-o-Matic 

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
Flying Whack-o-Matic by Simon November 2, 2003

stooge-o-matic transmission 

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.