hoe with malaria 

Worse than a thot. Will climb into ur room while you sleep and rape u. Also ugly as fuck.

Person 1: Damn, Veronica is such a hoe with malaria man! She got pregnant and says i'm the father!
Person 2: Dude, I feel u, she did that to me to man.

hoe with malaria by Lunchbox 92 June 12, 2018

Gave dat bit malaria 

When ur dick hits the back of her throat and she gets strep.

U got head bro?
Yea it hit that back of her throat... and that's how I gave dat bit malaria.

Gave dat bit malaria by Hung eye October 24, 2019

malarious 

A form of the adjective 'hilarious'.

To be used when someone you dislike catches a serious, lifethreatening disease.

Guy 1 - I heard on the news that that Cheryl Cole bitch is seriously ill
Guy 2 - Damn Straight. That hoe is Malarious!!

malarious by malarious November 17, 2010

Materials 

Ultimate preparedness of ones mental and physical state.

"Damn! Left my good lighter at the crib."

"Don't worry bro, I have the materials."

Materials by Caveman_ClydeLoc June 26, 2016

MacGuyver Materials 

The limited resources one uses in a pinch to set things right.

Alyssa ran out of tampons, so she used toilet paper as MacGuyver Materials and rolled it into a makeshift pad.

MacGuyver Materials by VikingGirl March 10, 2010

Malarious 

To die laughing

That comedy was malarious

Malarious by Paul November 4, 2003

Malaria 

Same principles as Jungle Fever, only in terms of South America/Central America.

Mad girls are hooking up with Mexicans and Cubans; they've come down with Malaria

Malaria by Mike Bradey January 17, 2009