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Martin Luther King Boulevard 

If you are white, your are on the wrong road.
The comedian Chris Rock famously advised, 'If a friend calls you on the telephone and says they're lost on Martin Luther King Boulevard and they want to know what they should do, the best response is ‘Run!’

Martin Luther's Eve 

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day
Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!
Martin Luther's Eve by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011

martin luther king jr. drive 

A road in almost every big city (sometimes refered to as Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway) that strangly always has bad crime and is notorious for homeless people and crack heads. If you ever get lost in Atlanta, no matter where you are, you will definitely end up on MLKJ Drive. One must be very careful while traveling any Martin Luther King Jr. Drive or Pkwy.
" Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids. We're turning on Martin Luther King Jr. drive"

martin luther

One of the founders of the Protestant branch of Christianity. He criticized many practices of the Catholic Church during his lifetime. Not to be confused with Martin Luther King, Jr.
Person1: Martin Luther had a dream that his four little children...
Person2: No, you're thinking Martin Luther King, Jr. Martin Luther was the founder of Protestantism.
martin luther by administrator January 19, 2009

Suspended luther 

A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.
"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"

Martin Luther

Founder of Protestantism and bestselling author of On The Jews and their Lies (seriously a real book, just look on Wikipedia). And P.B.S. really likes him.
Martin Luther is the big daddy of Protestantism.