Lube Noob 

When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.

Girl: Do you know how to use lube?
Boy: No I'm a lube noob

Lube Noob by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016

lube boy 

The gayest cock sucker named Devin wine getting oil all over him and getting a impact with a 3 inch wide drill bit in the ass.

That lube boy is likening dumb fuck hicks

lube boy by Hauntedwoods January 18, 2017

lube dispenser

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.

Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.

lube dispenser by Shady@Best July 3, 2017

Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo

Lube the Hitman by Lustrious March 4, 2008

lube rack 

Menstrual cycle

Tamy didn't want to fuck cause she was on the lube rack

lube rack by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 17, 2015

Lube Fart 

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.

“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”

Lube Fart by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie 

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021