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chills, literal chills

The sentence said by Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine ( Jake makes the criminals sing )

It is better than original version lol jk
Jake : Now number five!
Criminal 5 : I never wanna hear you say
All : I want it that way
Jake : Ahh chills, literal chills

That girl : It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Jake : oH mY GoD, I forgot that part.

literally 

used to describe something that actually happens or exists. One of the most overused words in modern society. Not to be confused with figuratively, as this is the complete opposite.
Incorrect usage:

A: It was literally raining cats and dogs.

B: Really dipshit? How many scratches do you have?

Correct usage:
A: Dude, Justin Bieber literally has half a billion views on YouTube.
B: Shit, really? Now I know the world is coming to an end
literally by grammerpalice July 1, 2011

literally every word in the urban dictionary

Sex.. The end
*Goes to urban dictionary* "Innocent things" (Related words: porn\, [fuck\, sex, cum, pussy, ass, [gay, lesbian, sexy, hot) boom. literally every word in the urban dictionary!

Literal Video 

A Youtube genre parodying music videos by singing literally what's on the screen rather than the lyrics over the original music.
I just watched the literal video version of Total Eclipse of the Heart on you tube. It was so funny I almost peed my pants.
Literal Video by gregounours July 28, 2009

literally 

A good way to show that you are a total drama queen twit is to use the term 'literally' to describe every mundane thing that you do in life
'dude.. i literally died'

'oh... its a shame you are literally still alive though'
literally by tom healey August 29, 2016

literally unusable 

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.
See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.