Do a Kwan 

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.

Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad

Do a Kwan by Cunt2001 June 6, 2017

White-Kwan-Do

The art of a racist white guy who talks shit about black people then runs his ass off when shit hits the fan.

Hey Jerome! Look at that group of wiggers running from those black guys. They must know White-Kwan-Do

White-Kwan-Do by Zypher May 14, 2004

Gay Kwan Gun 

A teacher in Lsc that teaches maths

Find Gay Kwan Gun if you need help with your maths.

Gay Kwan Gun by TTTTT2007 January 21, 2020

King Kwan 

A thewinekone lookalike who is "weird."

Hey King Kwan. You're a thewinekone lookalike who is weird!

King Kwan by GooTuM December 13, 2008

type-kwan-do 

Using text on the internet for self-defense.

When someone says something discouraging, or personally harmful about your post, or character on the internet. (Usually in text.)

Respond with some type-kwan-do.

type-kwan-do by Stephan Mrigesh October 20, 2009

Naomi Kwan

A bitch and a hypocrite. Spoiled little asshole brat

Man, she's such a Naomi Kwan

Naomi Kwan by Savage_person February 22, 2017

Mushroom Kwan 

He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.

A: Hello Mushroom Kwan
Mushroom Kwan: Stand up, give me ur parents phone no. U ARE

Mushroom Kwan by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020