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Knob
An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.
Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.
The stupider the better for Knobs.
Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.
The stupider the better for Knobs.
Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?
Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.
Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.
Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.
Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.
Knob by Knob Killer October 6, 2008
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knob
A public school name for the art of writing the word Knob on a piece of school property or somebodies prep without them noticing, knobbing has been known to occur at Magdalen College School for boys and at Eton.
knob by Jonny Church March 10, 2003
knob
A reference used by the supporters of Crystal Palace FC to describe another set of South London supporters, the Charlton fan.
For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.
For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.
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Knob by Abagofmemes September 19, 2017
Knob
Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.
Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.
Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.
No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.
Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.
No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.