Fecal infant 

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

Fecal infant by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005

holy infant 

a school full of gay ass teachers and nuns with fucking retarded rules. Sr. Ro's rules include: high logoed socks, no highlights, no jewelry, no gum, no fucking freeedom...but some teachers are oook...(SHARON and JAMES JOSEPH)

Hey look at those logoed socks, it must be an h.i. guy

holy infant by dumbass April 10, 2005

I SKIN INFANT BABIES 

The catchphrase of the superhero Thor from the MCU he first stated it in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"

Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"

I SKIN INFANT BABIES by WordMule7 January 14, 2023

full infant

When a man shaves their pubes to the bare skin

Mark "how should I shave my pubes bro?"
Joe "I dont know man just dont go full infant"

full infant by kingb.swag December 21, 2013

literal infant 

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

literal infant by the tender defender August 8, 2023

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day 

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

shit-drenched infant corpse

When a person crouches over a small dead infant and excretes their anal matter all over the child until it is drenched in fecality juices.

Bill - "What the FUCK are you doing?"
John - "Pulling the ole shit-drenched infant corpse."

shit-drenched infant corpse by Johnson Pie January 8, 2008