imaginary bluetooth 

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 12, 2008

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

imaginary friend by ChipSlap August 20, 2006

imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is a friend that only you can see and talk to.

Imaginary friends can have many diffrent ages and nationalitys

I have one brazilian, 3 mexican and 1 chilean imaginary friends

imaginary friend by Reila May 30, 2017

Imaginary Sniper 

Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.

Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me

Imaginary Sniper by MaximumOverdrive January 21, 2009

Imaginary Tales 

Fictional stories or plots whose characters are the complex numbers or imaginary numbers—conversations among these once-ostracized numbers among mathematicians would allow listeners or readers to get intimate with their beautiful numerical properties.

Mrs. Jones thought that teaching complex numbers via imaginary tales might be a more interesting and creative way to introduce these “fictional numbers” to her students.

Imaginary Tales by MathPlus December 27, 2017

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob 

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

imaginary person of doom

It's Hitler, George Bush Saddam Hussein all mixed together, used as an insult. It also means you don't exist and your evil.

Person1: Hahaha I rule you all 'cause I'm a nazi
Person2: GTFO Imaginary person of doom

imaginary person of doom by oasisxpoison August 23, 2009