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Headphone Hercules 

Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.

Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"

Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
Headphone Hercules by Bdamn January 16, 2011

Isaiah Hercules 

The most attractive person you will ever meet, often with long hair, wears rings and other jewelry, hottest emo in the world.
Yo, i was talking to Isaiah Hercules. Hes so hot!!!!
Isaiah Hercules by FlightlessAves November 24, 2022

Full-support Hercules 

a sexual position where the man, while standing, holds the woman in front of him by clasping her thighs, and then uses a wall against her back for support.
we got bored with the missionary position, so we stood up and I maneuvered her into a Full-support Hercules for a good five minutes.

Dirty Hercules 

Any of several devastating hand-to-hand combat tactics which shock your opponent into submission. In order to qualify as a true "Dirty Hercules", the tactic must include two simultaneous components: 1) a stunning show of strength, often utilizing mechanical advantage to make it nearly impossible to counter (the "Hercules" part), and 2) an unexpected assault on the senses of your opponent (the "Dirty" part). Options for the dirty component are limited only by the imagination of the attacker. Foreign objects and organic matter are fair game.
Paul: "Yo, check it out, Praveen is pissed at Rick for hitting on Karla."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."

king hercules 

Mr.420 At His Finest. 💨💨💨😤. Beast N Da Bed. Amazing Gemini. Always Says "On Chief" & "InThatOrder" Last Of A Dying Breed
I wanna be just like King Hercules
king hercules by King Hercules January 25, 2017

Butt-Hercules 

A male who is muscle-bound and physically very masculine but get offended very easily.
My friend is a bodybuilder and I told him that would all his bulging muscles he looks like he's on steroids and he decided to be a Butt-Hercules and stop talking to me
Butt-Hercules by EmJayee September 30, 2017