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heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.
Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

Heavenly Potemkin Buster 

Potemkin's Overdrive Special in Guilty Gear Strive. He fucked your dad.
Joseph: Potemkin used his Heavenly Potemkin Buster to fuck my Dad.
Ethan: He fucked me.
Joseph: Bro what the fuck?

Peanut Heaven 

When you're at a concert and you have a seat that is so far away that you can barely see the performer. Also being really high up a stadium.
Man, these seats blow. We're in peanut heaven.

Steve Jobs heaven 

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
Steve Jobs heaven by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

heavens to betsy

Heavens to betsy! I forgot to turn off the iron.
heavens to betsy by buggum September 18, 2005

two headed blow job 

A blow job from conjoined twins
Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete