big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga 

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

Paper Headed Snake

A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide

I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot

Paper Headed Snake by Secretavenger February 20, 2008

big headed twat 

this is a person who is constantly loving them selves and at the same time coming across as a twat

You - hi
Them - hi , im amazing at everything
You - oh ..... nice
Them - do you want to see my guns
You - no
Them -oh well here they are anyways im amazing
You - shut up you big headed twat

big headed twat by Hello moto 1234 May 8, 2010

bright-headed 

Pronounced brahyt-hed-id Defined as smart, intelligent, acute, bright, brilliant, keen, knowing . . .

She's bright-headed, smart like a calculator!
He's bright-headed!!!

bright-headed by A. Nonny Moose February 8, 2012

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

Purple Headed Custard Chucker by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

3 headed turtle 

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

3 headed turtle by e873 December 3, 2009