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Mark-hamed

To Mark-ham is to provide Devine dicking of gold star quality. To be Mark-hamed is where the orgasm given is mind altering and the receiver is left in a blissful yet jittery state for multiple hours.

Warning: the recipient may have flashbacks and cravings may occur up to days later.
Sharron was delighted to be Mark-hamed one passionate love making session, she didnt stopped shaking for the rest of the day.

Pete provided a wonderful Mark-ham to Sharron and is now the popular topic at any female gathering.
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Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov 

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.
do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke
Related Words
Hawed Hawedish Yee-Hawed ham-hawed Hamed hawesome hawked haedyn hawe hazed
to be overtaken or surpassed
My youtube video just hawked yours in views.

During the race that guy hawked you for the win.
Hawked by Noodle7 January 12, 2009

locally hated 

A decal often seen on raised trucks that are usually mocked by people who see them.
“I was driving behind this dork with a ‘Locally Hated’ decal obscuring his rear windshield.”
locally hated by S.S. September 22, 2018
A guy with a huge dick.
He will kill you if you get in his way.
Stay on his good side.
Haedin is fucking hot dude, how many chicks you think wanna bang him?

hatedrink 

An overly agressive form of alcohol consumption as if one hates themself and\or their life in general. Signs of hatedrinking include pregaming hours before the actual pregame starts as well as forcing unnecessary shots upon others in an effort to get them to the same level of blackout. Hatedrinkers show no regards for others, but most notably no regards for themselves.
It was obvious when they arrived at the party that Tom and Ward were on a hatedrinking mission that couldn't end in a good way.

Considering he has community service at 9 tomorrow, Chris probably shouldn't be hatedrinking up a storm tonight.
hatedrink by Ears3311 October 30, 2011
the feeling of being extremely high from smoking marijuana
Man, after I took those two flows, I was hafed.
hafed by Grant Morby June 29, 2009