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grapefruit technique 

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.
Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!
grapefruit technique by DesX September 23, 2014

Grapefruit technique 

When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.
Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"
Grapefruit technique by Bobby 2.2 February 28, 2018

Grapefruit Soda

The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.

Im drinking some as you read this.


Im also watching you through your bedroom window.

tasty
mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.
Grapefruit Soda by SecCom October 9, 2004

Grapefruit Technique 

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.
when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.

grapefruit launcher 

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
grapefruit launcher by Brad D. November 25, 2006

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"