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A hot dude who does not know how hot he his inside and out. He becomes a GREAT friend He has an excellent sense of humor and he is thicc. He is athletic and muscular. Loves to play jokes with his buddies. Any girl is lucky to have Garrett. Just don't call him "gay rat!"
Girl 1: Oh my god, that must be a Garrett!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!
Garrett by its not cup! February 25, 2019
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Garrett's probably have a hugmongoose dick. Like you can see it through his gym shorts. Man is mad sexy. But just as a friend... the fog is coming!
Homie 1: Is that Garrett?

Homie 3: yessir! Just look at that man
Homie 1: what a guy!
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Frank Garrett 

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.
Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?
Frank Garrett by Geist86 December 18, 2010
Playful but can be serious when he wants to be. Always smiling; friendly and attractive :)
I like him because he's so garreth
Garreth by a piece of pie December 29, 2014
The sexiest man alive with the most beautiful green eyes. Funny and fun to be around. A GREAT friend, has a great sense of character. A friend for life, but don't screw him over he will be an enemy for life. Holds grudges and has the memory of an elephant. Loves with all his heart but has a temper, so watch out! You can trust him with your life, he will never fail you.
That guy is awesome! He must be a Garrett!

Boy: "When I grow up I want to be a Garrett!"

Was that Superman? No way! That's Garrett!
Garrett by anounymous00000000 October 17, 2013
Fucking Georgous.
You give all the girls orgasims.
You have big plans in the future.
Very athletic.
Any girl is lucky to have this kid.
I love him to death!!!
Garrett is soo hot!!!!
I want to fuck him.
Garrett by Lovers. March 23, 2009

dirty garret 

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.
dirty garret by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020