Gared 

To be inconsiderate, two faced, and or hypocritical.

Don't be a gared

Gared by Harry dick is a cunt March 21, 2015

Garbled 

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

Garbled by Vanier33 March 12, 2013

Garted 

Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke

Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.

Garted by Axij February 7, 2015

Garber 

a Garber is one who rocks out with their cocks out. also known as cradle robber (i.e. see ludt)
2. a wise and noble clerk. 3. bloodline of royalty with a "magic" stick.

a shrewd administrative sensed being who comes from a long line of royalty. Legend has it that a true "Garber" is know for robbing cradles and ruling with a "magic" stick.
Ageless and timeless being

Garber by wangus maximus 1 February 1, 2008

Garyed 

When you get pranked by a retard and you look like even more of a scrub

"Yo man that boy just got garyed!"

Garyed by dankgarylord October 5, 2017

garber 

Anyone who wears a strap-on.

You see that garber wearing a strap-on.

What a queer, must be a garber.

garber by sportsmangi May 6, 2011

garbear

a boy who thinks he is good at everything, and believes he will someday play for the ohio state buckeyes football team. He also has a very hairy rearend, and is a part of the peeb task force

garbear is so ignorant, he thinks he can beat anyone in fifa.

garbear by Rob Mueller November 10, 2008