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Flandering 

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"
Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009
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fingering a butthole 

1)Where a man is in the process of fingering himself or another in the butthile pleasureing themselves or another man

2) where and woman is pleasureing another woman or themselves by fingering there butthole just like they would do when the finger there viginas or another person's

3)where a man is fingering a girls butthole or a girl is fingering a guys butthole for pleasure during sex or masterbating!
1) yo dude last night u fingered the shit out my friend and he actually did it back to me!

2)hey girl I just wanted to tell u last night when u fingered your butthole and u fingeredmine was fun ...hope to do it again ;)

3)wife: babe last night was fun u should start fingering me in my butt more

Husband: hell yeah last night was fun and it turned me on so much I cumed when u started to finger me...even tho I'm. Little sore today...

Well all and all fingering a butthole means fingering a butthole...lol :)
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Festering Hellhole 

A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.
Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”

Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”

National Fingering Day 

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day

facebook fingering 

when couples use facebook updates as a medium to send each other sweet words of love....almost as if theyre showing off....to the point that its sickening...
dude : sup guh!
guh : hey dude! have u seen ken and alison's FB lately?
dude : yah! theyre facebook fingering a lot!
guh : i know! seriously show offs... :(
dude : yah for reals its sickening :(
facebook fingering by jho408 June 20, 2010

fingering 

when a girl or guy sticks his or her finger(s) up a girl. Or when a girl uses her fingers to "rub" her genitals for sexual pleasure.
God, i feel so horny, i need some sex, but i'm single, no one to fuck. hmm I'll just FINGER myself... uhh uhh uhhh...
fingering by Jennifer April 18, 2004

Festering Cunt Sore 

An unsightly sore on the "vagina" that has been unattended to for some time and has become somewhat "skanky".
Oh Doris!! you really must get that festering cunt sore seen to as soon as possible.