necrophiphi felcher

If you split the word into two different meaning it is easier to understand. A Necrophiphi is a person who has sexual intercourse with a deceased body. A Felcher is a male who has anal sex and when he releases seamen into the male/females anus then licks the semen with or without a spoon out of the anus

"I heard that Malcom is a Necrophiphi Felcher" said john
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe

necrophiphi felcher by Malcom12345 February 24, 2014

felcher 

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

felcher by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

felchest 

when a homosexual man sucks the seman out of another mans butox with a straw then spits it back throught the straw into the other mans eye, causeing temperary blindness.

landon recieved a vissish felchest from bill. bill sucked the seaman out of his ass with a straw and opeaned landons eye lid and spat the seaman back throught the straw into his eye, now landon is tempeary blind.

felchest by kjbsfgosnblshbshbflkhnr March 17, 2009

penguin felcher 

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

penguin felcher by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

discount felcher by Half Full September 3, 2010

Felcher 

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.

I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.

Felcher by harrison roger September 11, 2003

Felcher 

When a gay man "CJ" spunks up another mans ass "HOBO OF STREET" and then sucks it back out through a straw and swallows it.

CJ-i'll give u a felcher for £1.99
HOBO-i can't afford that
CJ-No i'll pay u i'm desperate

Felcher by give me more March 11, 2004