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Fotheringham 

The act of vomiting on someone elses ceiling at a party
Jack: Yo, will just done a Fotheringham on your ceiling!
John: That utter Thundercunt

festering hatchet wound 

An unclean, smelly vagina.
Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.
festering hatchet wound by mt1mp August 17, 2007

Heathering 

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.
As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed
Heathering by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005

festering 

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.
festering by smethan December 27, 2007

Jack Fotheringham 

A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.

Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.

Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.
"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"
Jack Fotheringham by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
1. An Irish word meaning to fiddle with something.

2. A word used to describe an act of foreplay without being overly explicit.
"Hey, how'd you fix the TV?"
"Just by futhering with it for a while."

"Did you have sex with him?"
"No, we just futhered all night with isolated cases of penetration."
futhering by The Point News April 14, 2010