Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.

Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,

Fanked by btrev October 19, 2010

facked

When your facebook account gets hacked.

Never mind that crazy post at 2:00 today... I got FACKED.

facked by netsourcery June 30, 2011

flaked out 

Dissed, got dissed, didnt get hit up as told.
Dissed on, not coming through.

"Man, I hit up both them fools to go to the party but like always, they done flaked out."

Where were you? I hit u up to chill and just flaked out on me, puss!

This chick offered me some dome, but she later flaked out.

flaked out by JayyFukk09 October 8, 2015

farked 

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

farked by www.holyhell.net April 5, 2005

Professor Falken 

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

Professor Falken by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

faked 

pretending to be baked

He's so faked right now, he only took a hit.

faked by m.cm.c August 11, 2012

Fulked 

Fat-bulked. A person who is wanting/ trying to put on muscle mass/ weight but ends up putting on fat and not muscle. The person in question generally claims to be a 'hardcore' trainer or bodybuilder.

Wow, Timmy has gotten big and fulked up!

I think he must have done a fulking phase.

Fulked by myofibrillar hypertrophy April 17, 2011