Duffer Doo 

A Duffer Doo is a boy who gets his girlfriend in bed a ready for sex then epic fails with a condom not only once but TWICE and goes for the third until his girlfriend says it okay no more. Duffer Doos are generally virgins and don't know how to get any.

BK1 "Oh did you hear about that one kid?"
BK2 "Yeah he was such a Duffer Doo last year"
BK1 "Last year? He still is, what epic fail"

Duffer Doo by zKaTaNaz October 25, 2009

Duffied 

When someone is drunk beyond belief. Drunk to the point where homo-sexual behaviour is as standard as breathing. Licking somebody's face is more appropriate than hand shaking.

'He's completely wasted!' 'No.... He's worse. He's duffied'

Duffied by panda88888 January 9, 2010

Druffed 

To have another person's dandruff placed on you, usually forcibly and on purpose.

Guy 1: "That guy totally druffed you, you gonna just stand there and take it??"

Guy 2: "Aw hell naw, he gonna need a head n shoulders bath when im done wit him!"

Druffed by blegatron June 24, 2012

dufferoony 

Diminutive form of duffer, used by Ned Flanders on the Simpsons to refer to police officers'lazyness, stupidity and incompetence to catch a single burglar.

Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...eroony!

dufferoony by Roberto Salazar May 7, 2005

Duffey 

A full blown erection.

Sean,"That chick was so hot!"
Andre,"I know! I totally had a Duffey!"

Cannan,"Hey what is that in your pocket?"
Zach,"Oh nothing. I just have a Duffey."

Duffey by The Original Drizzy Dre November 18, 2011

Duffel purse 

A duffel purse is a large usually humongous purse (e.g. TNA and lulu bags) which requires a longer time to search for specific items due to the size. Duffel purse are made out of leather or canvas, mainly carrier by females or homosexuals with or without pride.

Used to carry the following items makeup, tampons, a book, smaller purses, mirrors, credit cards, lotion and etc.
Can be used for carrying bowling balls, human heads, kitchen sinks, stargate. All of which can summed up in one word a fuckload

the Security guards required to see I.D. and the woman spent a lengthy amount of time trying to locate the card purse that contained her I.D. through a fuckload of shit in her duffel purse.

Duffel purse by NaFurious June 10, 2010

dirty duffelbag 

The act of shitting on your own balls, preferably diarrhea, and then placing your balls in a partners mouth.

Me and Angie had a crazy night last night, we went out to get tacos and then I dirty duffelbagged her.

dirty duffelbag by miketv July 25, 2007