clod-poll 

An up-and-coming word, potentially replacing words like retard, idiot, moron, etc.

Alicea: Dude! Did you hear about how Jessica thought that Europe was above Canada?
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll

clod-poll by Jalanie Blü May 28, 2010

Clod Hoppers 

A huge pair of boots, that are trampy, and dirty looking.

Michael Ryan wears Clod Hoppers!

Clod Hoppers by Rogue Trader CS January 22, 2006

Clod hop 

A verb that can be used in any situation.

-That boy just clod hopped that dog
Translation- That boy just fed the dog

-I just want to clod hop on his face
Translation- I just want to shit on his face

-I want to clod hop right now!
Translation- I want to play right now!

Clod hop by James Kervick February 13, 2010

Clod Ballz

A Creepy (or is it Cute..?) Little Old Dude who has made a gigantic poster of himself in order to advertise a Super Bowl party, and has thusly become a cult phenomenon on the Internet. His head is often superimposed on someone else's body to create amusing images, a process known as "clodding." Many agree that he is the quintessential Sexy Beast.

Did you see that picture of CLOD BALLZ in a thong? Man, that's one sexy beast!

Clod Ballz by The Fiend March 6, 2004

clod hopper

farmercowboyhickrural person
A person who has to walk over plowed fields to get somewhere.

Gee, the way Frank is dressed, lools like a clod hopper from west Kansas!

clod hopper by Sodbuster November 28, 2004

clod kingu 

a person that treathens others on discord about inducing self harm upon her self in real life due to some insults

a person which is built like a whale and got raped at 6 and flexes it then says she lies who also has 0 friends 0 love from her parents and treathens us to kill her self daily

no stop cousin DONT RAPE ME AUUH AUUHH DADDY WHY IM TELLING MOMMY

(clod kingu a fat ass who got raped)

clod kingu by jarky the king of insults September 21, 2022

Clod Tuah

Professionally achieving something using this category of skills

“Yo Nathaniel, how did you beat me in call of duty so easily”

“I was using the Clod Tuah method bro”

Clod Tuah by carti guardian August 12, 2024