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Cisco Certified Trained Monkey 

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

Cisco Adler

Was frontman for band Whitestarr. Is now in a band with a man nicknamed Shwayze (Aaron Smith).Participated on "The Rock Life" on VH1. Dated Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, and Kimberly Stewart. Kim Stewart got a tattoo saying "Daddy's little girl loves Cisco." Then they broke up and she changed Cisco to "disco" BHAHAHHA!
He has a picture that's all over the internet with his balls hanging real low.
Dude, I just Goodled Cisco Adler and a disturbing picture of him with saggy balls!
Cisco Adler by Breana90 October 8, 2008

Cisco Advanced Services – Light 

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

cisco blindness 

When you have been looking at Cisco configurations all day and nothing makes sense anymore.
So I was troubleshooting the router for 5 hours yesterday and had to stop because I came down with a case of Cisco Blindness .
cisco blindness by Wlly October 30, 2007

Cisco texas 

Simply the best.

P.s. will beat Eastland at anything.
Dang did you see how bad cisco Texas stomped Eastland into the ground in football. Poor Mavericks going home with their horns sawed off.
Cisco texas by Ol’ Craig August 23, 2020
Oh, man, you just got cisco'd!
cisco'd by Lala Randox April 29, 2005