Chernobyl style 

Sexual act during which man uses various stimulation to bring the woman to the very edge of climax. As she is teetering on the edge he inserts his control rod and she explodes with orgasm.

Dude: Hey man, I did it with my girlfriend chernobyl style. Her reactivity went through the roof and she spilled graphite all over the bed.

Man: Dude, get help.

Chernobyl style by mathem July 25, 2019

Chernobyl Reactor 

A mixture of Cocaine, MDMA, Meth and pop rocks/

Kyle: Yo man, wanna go get fucked up?
Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!

Chernobyl Reactor by MaskedOliveMan October 17, 2019

Chernobyl Victim 

1. Some one who is remarkably ugly.
2. Some one who has been exposed to reasonable levels of radiation.
3. Some one who has taken too many drugs and experienced meltdown of their psychological and/or nuerological systems.
4. Some one whos parents originate from the Ukraine.
5. A term of endearment amongst friends!

Shut up Glen, You're nothing but a dirty chernobyl victim!!!!

Go back to Chernobyl!!!

Chernobyl Victim by xXRozeeXx May 30, 2008

Chernobyl Stump Stroke 

A hand job from a woman with no hands.

I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.

Chernobyl Stump Stroke by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011

Chernobyl Griddlecake 

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The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.

The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.

Chernobyl Griddlecake by TheSimpleTruth1697 August 5, 2016

Chernobyl Fleshlight 

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.

I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.

Chernobyl Fleshlight by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019

Chernobyl Uranium Stainium 

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.

You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?

Chernobyl Uranium Stainium by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020