A Finnesser, a God, a person who can get away with anything a person that can cheat anything and is a diamond in a pile of dirt. He is also your girls Daddy!!
Craft Daddy Fazo took all my money and the keys to my alfa forero but i love him anyways.
An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.
Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'
I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment
A craft hippie is, simply, a hippie who makes hippie culture themed arts and crafts, and sells them. Examples include beaded necklaces, tie-dye t-shirts, dream catchers, etc. It is not uncommon for such hippies to travel in Volkswagen buses to sell their goods.
Davis: Hey, Bryan, where did you get that nice hemp bracelet?
Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!