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paddock basher 

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010
a fresher word used in Northern Virginia to replace your typical "man, dawg, fam, ngga, etc"...

translated in the afghan lang. of dari,
it literally means & stands for "son"
sup bachem, what it is bachem, whats good bachem, what it be bachem, etc.....
bachem by chefboyarbeatz December 31, 2005

Bagheera 

The black panther on the Jungle Book! He's the best character in the whole movie.
This is Bagheera! He's the coolest cat in the world!
Bagheera by A. Hugnkiss March 15, 2008

Basheering 

The verb/action of beating your meat intensely, while sweating.
Basheer was caught basheering in 2nd period, and today he took a dookie in the restroom while basheering.

Bachelor Buffet 

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.
"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."
Bachelor Buffet by the beeb June 23, 2007

Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.
Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass