A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?
Farmingteen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
A pathetic multi-course "homecooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.
"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."
The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.
Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass